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Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go home.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
She'll be Carmen round the mountain when she comes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impa...
Moo.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
-- Contributed by D. Booth

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ringo.
Ringo who?
Ringo round the rosie.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?

Do you remember me?
Yes.
Will you always remember me?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ha! I knew you wouldn't remember me.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hum the Donkey.
Hum the Donkey who?
Hum the Donkey sat on a wall, Hum the Donkey had a great fall.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Itzak.
Itzak who?
Itzak long way to Tipperary.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Itzak.
Itzak who?
Itzak fine time to leave me, Lucille.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby dance? On a bright cloud of music, Shelby dance?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia in all the old familiar places, that this heart of mine embraces.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you may meet a stranger.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
No, hi-dee-ho.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi liquor, here comes [insert name of favorite tippler].

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch in the nose?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard some Pow'r the giftie gie us, t' see ourselves as ithers see us.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman love with you, you, you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mike and Rhoda.
Mike and Rhoda who?
Mike and Rhoda boat ashore, Halleluja.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howdy Doody.
Howdy Doody who?
Howdy Doody things he did?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Samuel.
Samuel who?
Samuel love, and Samuel hate, and Samuel just ignore.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A sleek eel.
A sleek eel who?
A sleek eel saw the wheel, way up in the middle of the air.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary had a litter.
Mary had a litter who?
Mary had a litter lime, and quite a lot of gin, and everywhere that Mary went she didn't know she'd been.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
-- Contributed by Mitch Diamond

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Polyglot.
Polyglot who?
Polyglot the kettle on, and we'll all have tea.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morris DeLessus.
Morris DeLessus who?
Morris said, DeLessus done.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Camel.
Camel who?
Camel get it, supper's ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank goodness it's not lemon or orange.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Gesundheit.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Arch you glad I didn't say gesundheit?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Grammar Police.
The Grammar Police whom?

FRENCH KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

Dindon.
Qui va?
Éclair.
Quel éclair?
Éclair de la lune mon ami Pierrot.

HEBREW KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE FOR SENIORS

Knock knock.
Who's there?
What do you mean?
About what?
You want to play cards?

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